I'm From the Woods New Hampshire T-Shirt
Granite Staters know that when someone asks where you're from, you could try and explain "Oh I'm from so-and-so, it's a mile outside of [city]. Do you know where [other city] is? It's like 20 minutes away.", but sometimes it's a lot easier to just say "I'm from the woods". They'll get it. Painful small talk conversation over! This design is also a great way to show that you're not one of those fancy city-folk, you're from the woods and you're proud of it.